The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

the reason

the reason

The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Reasonable

Hayden

Hayden is reasonable

by Bestbee April 16, 2023

Reason 2 Die

A game made by PlaceRebuilder on ROBLOX, ruined by exploiters, we have a memorial item hat named: Edgar's head.

mathew_scrub: Hey, did you even play Reason 2 Die?

Newbie: wtf no what is that i only know of reason 2 die awakning

by mathew_scrub July 27, 2017

CI Reasoning

The type of reasoning that makes you want to say "yes" to everything.

Are these relevant to the term "vibraphones"? Well, if you put your face between those and blow real hard, it can be a vibraphone. CI reasoning, and all.

by mechanical turkey April 20, 2018

Same reason

That is a Goddamn lie.

Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024