Polishing the Brass Rail

The use of sexal acts/favors to attempt to obtain a promotion in the workplace. Most commonly referring to executive level promotions.

Bob would be working in the mailroom instead of the sixth floor if he wasn't polishing the brass rail.

by Bajebus September 21, 2011

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Railgun

Long-ranged sniping weapon found in Quake II & III. It is a popular weapon for campers and people with good aiming skills or people who use aimbots.

The weapon looks like a big portable cannon, and creates a neat looking smoke trail to help locate campers.

He got railed by Jim from across the field and died instanly.

by Stephen U. January 29, 2004

Ride the Rail

To be in the front row of a concert, especially one in which there is a safety barrier in front of the stage.

You guys want to show up early and wait in line for the show so we can ride the rail?

by kdspa June 4, 2014

rail gun

A large type of cannon that uses 2 or more rails (hence the name) that are charged with electromagnetic energy. They electromagnets propel a projectile at high speeds over great distances. These weapons do get very hot after use and therefore require great cooling power.

The US Navy is currrently working on a project to equip a new type of Destroyer with rail guns.

by p8ntball4life79 July 7, 2006

railtard

The retards who chat, spam and beg on the rails at the high stakes tables on Full Tilt Poker

railtard: who is durrrr?
railtard: durrrr is gay
railtard: who is trex, urindanger or OMGClayAiken?
railtard: Can someone send me $5

Chat Monitor: railtard chat banned for 10 minutes for being retarded

by omgdurrrr April 22, 2009

Railing

The act of snorting or "horking" some form of substance; (i.e. cocaine, meth, ecstasy, ketamine.. and other forms of illegal or prescription drugs.) Mainly giving yourself a "high" that could or could not be the same result that you would receive from taking any substance orally or anally.

-"What!? You railed BOTH of those pills?! Nice."

-"I was railing ecstasy."

-"Brittany Murphy just was the railing queen. Come to think of it, so was Lindsey Lohan."

by Cunt Queen January 3, 2010