Officer Quack

Officer Quack is a pretty lit youtube channel created by a pewdipie war general. Constantly promoting his channel and telling people to help out in the war. He is a hero at least.

"hey you watched how Officer Quack kept yelling about the war? he's a hero man!"

by x9thStarx March 13, 2019

you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Orange Billed Quack Quack

A rare variant of an Oystercatcher bird, native to Teignmouth in Devon, UK. Can be distinguished by darker chest feathers than other variants. Numbers are now limited to 8 breeding pairs since a large flock landed on the Teignmouth Rugby Club pitch on a Thursday afternoon and were eaten by the Aldworth brothers before training.

That there’s an Orange Billed Quack Quack. Not many of they left now.

by KevTheBrock February 20, 2018

quacker

When one has to defecate but does not make it to the toilet in time and soils their pants.

Hey Eric remember that time you took a jump on your snowboard, with a a turtle-head, and shit yourself.- To pull a quacker.

by You wanted to fight me January 13, 2010

Quacker

Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.

Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.

by Vernon Livingstone December 13, 2012

Quack!

Something you yell when a situation is overly cheesy or just plain stupid.

*cheesy,icky-romantic scene in Titanic* Quuuuuaaacckk!! This is the cheesiest bullshit I've ever seen!!!

* A dumb joke being popped in a stupid movie* Quack! That is so gay and not even funny.

by Quack quack! April 20, 2010

Quack

To be a weird, gross, ugly child. This person is usually described as being irritating and straight ugly.

Dylan, stop being such a quack.
Dylan, your annoying me, you’re a quack.

by Jco1015 November 11, 2018