pufferfuck

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

by zombiechews March 2, 2010

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010

pufferfish

a slur used against homosexual men, it’s mostly died out and barely anyone uses it

p1: ‘i bet he’s a pufferfish’
p2: ‘stfu’

by themadnesswithin February 10, 2021

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

Mexican Puffergrass

Mexican Marajiwana

Dude wanna hit up some Mexican Puffergrass???

by John Bourjeili October 11, 2008