proxycock

The act of a person sucking a cock by proxy for a reward.

Dude!, can you proxycock this guy so I can get this car!?

by Reverend Nasty January 20, 2009

propyleptic

generally meaning something that is great, it can also be used in the context of "this shit is propyleptic" as in the meaning of whack, or crazy

"Damn nig, that pussy was fuckin propyleptic."

by JizzyB October 30, 2005

proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...

As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.

by igottago... July 29, 2011

PROTYAY

Protyay is a noun and a adjective in different caes , protyay also called pontoi , roy and portyay is a suburban legend of a being who is very sexy but very deadly like a succubus but also very mentally retarded , they are known to play a lot of skyrim where they jerk of to lydia , as an adjective they are mostly used to descirbe a persons attractive features along with their lack of intellgience

oh my god he is such a protyay
He has grown to be a very protyay boy

by real_dong69 March 31, 2021

progy

Something that isn't attractive, minging, not nice to look at, progy.

e.g. ****'s legs are progy!

by Mez and Anna May 2, 2008

proxapathy

The indifference that prevents you from visiting a place of interest even though, or because, you live nearby. A sufferer is proxapathetic.

I live in London and, although my cousins from Canada have visited The Tower of London, proxapathy prevents me from doing so.

by Andrew Lugton September 12, 2008

Proximity Tech Support

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.

-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.

by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009