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prostate pinch

the act of inserting ones fore finger and thumb in order to pinch ones prostate gland in attempt to reach erection and or ejaculation
i was so tiered last night i prostate pinch instead of jerking off
by mattipwn November 15, 2007
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Prostate exam

One of the best exams you will ever take
Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"

Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"
by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021
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prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.
Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.
by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009
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Prostitutish

Similar to the definition "whorish." One who presents themselves in a sexual manner, while expecting some type of gratuity in return. Being in a drunken state of mind isn't necessary to act this way, however alcohol is usually involved.
That chick was making out with me and then told me to buy her a beer. I am not in the capable financial means at the moment, so I told her prostitutish ass to step off.
by Cervatra August 6, 2011
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prostitutive semanticization

1. v. (eg. prostitutively semanticize) To throw around a term or concept until it loses all meaning.
2. n. Use of a term or concept so as to misrepresent oneself as embodying the concept or term. Phony auto-ennobling.

3. v. To attempt a meme-seed inception by repetition and amplification (usually through the distributive media).
4. n. Overuse or abuse of terms or concepts.

Most commonly used by politicians to forward a particular agenda or get a particular candidate elected. But also used quite heavily in religion.

Distinguishes itself from outright attention-whoring usually by its subtlety or its assumption of the self-evidence of the virtuosity of its terms or concepts.
Alex: Did you see that Tea Party rally? I have never seen such an obscene spectacle of prostitutive semanticization in my entire life.

Sarah: I know, right? I went to it as a gag and I didn't take away anything meaningful at all from it. The word 'freedom' was thrown around so much, I don't know what it means anymore! And all those references to Hitler! Why does everybody do that every time they encounter someone they don't like?
by DEDC June 8, 2012
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Prostituition

a person who is a prostitute to pay for their college tuition
Person 1: "Did you know Sue started prostituition?"
Person 2: "I mean how else is she supposed to pay her college fees?"
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Prostituty

When a non-working girl dresses like a prostitute. Coined by Comedian Amy Snowden.
Erica: Look at Josephine over there with her lil' prostituty outfit. I bet she didn't even pay that much for a short skirt and push up bra.
by Jason Blazes December 14, 2017
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