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Program

“Hey bro, did you end up getting any program with that chick you were talking to the other night?”
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Delayed Entry Program

A person in their 30's (or older) who still lives with their parents and therefore delayed full adulthood. Synonymous with Peter Pan Syndrome. They have instead opted to delay living financially independent from their parents, starting their own family and/or parting with their vast collection of video games and other childhood toys. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program (for adults). Not to be confused with the program of the same name for entering the military.
Bernard hasn't left home since high school still works at the same supermarket he did in high school and is in his 30's. He has decided to sign-up for the Delayed Entry program (for grownups).
by anonymous January 1, 2025
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The Insight Program

A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!
"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."

"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."

"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."
by Insight Survivor June 20, 2021
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Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.
Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.
by Oil City April 2, 2025
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Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Blue lock Program

Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed
Omg mom i got into the Blue Lock Program
by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025
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