procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too

Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.

"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."

by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009

Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.

I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.

by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).

My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.

by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013

procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.

Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.

by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014