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Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.
Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."
by OD Definer August 5, 2011
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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"
by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014
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practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!
boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!
by 24/7lad January 20, 2015
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practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.
Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.
by definedayone May 4, 2015
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practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship
Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating
by Cazkis April 4, 2016
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