sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.

For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.

by wiffwaff January 28, 2013

position paper

a document presenting the standpoint of a person, company or some entity, from an economic, moral or technical point of view

by Ulric Schwela July 17, 2003

Positive jamming

An act of online mob mentality whereby a group of fascist activists decide to silence the voices of those with whom they disagree, by aggressively overwhelming a forum with spam, rather than engaging in thoughtful reasoned conversation.

Billy doesn't like what they're saying on that internet forum, so he organized his fellow hactivists to assault their board with positive jamming.

by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014

why you look HIV positive

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".

Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)

by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009

Rodeo Position

When a man has sex with his woman in the Doggy Position, leans over and says "You know, your sister likes this position too." And tries to hang on for 8 seconds.

Yeah man, I lasted 12 seconds doing the Rodeo Position last night with Judy.

by Anjrew February 1, 2009

Sex Positive

An approach to sex and human sexuality that embraces the full benefits of sexual interraction as healthy and uplifting, based upon the premise that sexual expression is good and healthy and that societal repression or control of the individual's sex-drive is bad and unhealthy.

Sex Positive people advocate comprehensive sex education, because even in a free-sex utopia one must still be wary of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

by Phlavor August 19, 2009

T-Posing

Little Jimmy T-Posed to show everyone who was boss that day.

T-Posing: used to assert dominance. you can show you're the alpha with this one.

by yeeter mcfeeter November 19, 2018