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Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce. 

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.

The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.
Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

paper in my pooper 

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.
You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.

paranoid pooper 

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

Pepper Pooper 

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.
"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."

UD Pooper 

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.
Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.

The Pooper Scooper 

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.
Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!