Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

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Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016

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poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018

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Poon Waster

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.

Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.

by Dino Susan April 20, 2009

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poon hound

A womanizer or playboy. This term is used on the movie "Indecent Proposal" by Billy Bob Thorton to describe the character John Gage (played by Robert Redford)

"That's John Gage, rich son of a bitch and a major poon hound."

by TheRealDeal77 October 27, 2008

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