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pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.
by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005
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Polling the electorate

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"
by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009
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Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014
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Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017
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Poofing

The act of putting a Juul in somebody's asshole and taking a hit off of it
Mike: Do you want to do some poofing in my room?
Samantha: Eww no way! Your my dad!
by JustYourMomsPenis December 24, 2019
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Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."
Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!
by gilgamachete May 31, 2018
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Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.
Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!
by pu3k September 30, 2009
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