porcelain chat

Communication whilst squatting on the porcealin throne.

"Hold on man, this is about to turn into some porcelain chat."

by Brian Ebeling January 31, 2006

porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

porcelin chud bin

porcelin chud bin is a toilet

"jus going using ure porcelin chud bin mate"

by wammy May 17, 2006

Porcelain mountain lake

Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".

"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."

by Kirk Bradford Myers June 9, 2007

Porcelain Palace

Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper

Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

by Genovation September 9, 2011

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006