plumber

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

by v13 November 7, 2006

Puberty is Awkward

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

by Lilsberry8 May 5, 2009

Hottie With A Plumber's Body

A fat ass chick who thinks she is really hot, but in reality is an ugly choade.

Guy 1 (Joking): That Tina girl is such a hottie
Guy 2: Ya, A hottie with a plumber's body

by CoolIEj October 21, 2009

plumbers toolbag

vagina with big lips

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

Dirty Plumber

A dirty plumber is when a girl squirts and the guy sucks up the cum and spits it back on the vagina and puts his fist inside her and twists

I was at this whores house and she let me give her a Dirty Plumber

by n1ls December 14, 2008

plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.

Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 14, 2004