penalie

a small penis; smaller dick than the average guy

Wow, that guy has a penalie!! It's not even a penis!!

by Anonymous Roomies April 9, 2008

Penaloaf

A loaf of bread made from an elephant's penis.

Person 1: "Dude I just ate the most epic penaloaf"

Person 2: "You know that stuff is made out of elephant penis right?"

Person 1: "Fuck yeah, its the danks."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler May 18, 2011

Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.

Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.

by Rudoji January 21, 2017

Penalty box

The period of time from when your server asks to take your order and you say you need more time, until the server actually returns to your table to take your order.

Server: "May I take your order?"
Megan: "I'm not ready. Can you come back in 2 minutes?"
Server: "Of course. Take your time."
5 minutes later when everyone has been ready to order:
Dylan: "We're in the penalty box now. Is the server ever coming back?"

by J Steelflex June 5, 2017

penal gay

Being gay in the penis.
Or liking it when men’s cocks touch yours.

Doctor.”I’m afraid the results are in sir, you have penal gay.”
Sir” Is my anus okay?”

by WhiteboyWalton August 16, 2018

pinacekiller

The worlds best gamer truly the best better than any steven and especially Seth

he so good he might be pinacekiller

by pinacekiller May 8, 2019

Pical

A very tiny or miniscule quantity of something.

"It appears my jump is just one pical short."

by Kassahstann October 5, 2020