pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.
I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.
by Scans old lady March 19, 2018
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Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina
Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?
by Genitalia Armorer November 08, 2010
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snub nose pistol

referring to a situation where a man is insufficient in the penile region. aka - he has a small dick. his unit looks like a snub nosed pistol, large nuts, with a small barrel.
TOOONNNYYYYYY is packin a snub nosed pistol. he likes to pump, but has problems, it falls out a lot.
by dawg nuts March 06, 2005
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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 27, 2009
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Two dollar pistol

Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
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Pistol Packin' Mama

Lay that pistol down!
OH PISTOL PACKIN' MAMA! LAY THAT PISTOL.... DOWN!
by Eric•~• May 18, 2022
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belly pistol gats

short for belly pistol gat niggurs, an indie hip hop group incorporating synths and other elements of minimal tech and ambient into their music. also used to describe their small but devoted following.
i spun my new belly pistol gats vinyl yesterday. that shit was so diesel it was the chronicles of ridic.

fuck, i gave the clap to this girl that's in with the belly pistols. they better not come after me!
by I'm A Star February 27, 2009
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