Death Patch

A furry and concentrated mass of hair on the lower back, regardless of male or female.

-Oh my goodness, did you see how hairy Derrick was while we were out on the boat?
-Ew, of course! He has quite the death patch!

by HePissedEverywhere July 6, 2009

grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

skank patch

One of those annoying lower-back tattoos, commonly found on bubble-headed female undergrads across the country. Also known as a "lower back tattoo" or, more accurately, a "tramp stamp."

"Did you see that girl with the skank patch?"

by Semloh Nhoj September 9, 2007

poochie patch

The pubic area on the female body including the the sexual and reproductive organs, including the vulva, vagina, and pubic hair.

The woman wore a short dress with no undergarments, and everyone could see her poochie patch when she bent over.

by Professor Slang, esq April 16, 2009

Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

by The grapist December 22, 2016

Sarasota Briar Patch

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

annie patch

this refers to a red heads pubic region. its origin is from little orphan Annie, who was a red head.

i bet that bitch has an Annie Patch.

ur not a natural blonde, u little Annie Patch.

by Brianna Rivera January 21, 2009