Parler

A social media website that claims to let people speak freely without censorship.

Hung out with some right-wing nutjobs on Parler and learned who's really running this country.

by JoeyFreedom November 9, 2020

parlez-vous

An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.

Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"

Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."

Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"

by Raewyn June 19, 2004

Parleen

Man of great culture and a vast amount of drip also referred to as Dripleen Singh.
Synonyms:
Big Dick
Sauce

‘Parleen stop I can’t take all 12 inche!!!!’

by TheSauceGawd June 22, 2021

Paleotrash

Stuff that should have been thrown out long ago - but is now so old that it's beginning to have archaeological, historical, or sentimental value.

Alternate form: paleogarbage.

Can I toss this pile of old mail?

No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!

Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleotrash!

by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011

Paleodouche

A person who talks about nothing but Paleo diets and/or Crossfit. Will continually berate you for eating cheese.

Said person also without the realization that the paleolithic period spanned a 2.5 million years. Douche.

Allergy Sufferers and Paleodouche Warning: Our products may contain nuts and seeds, which are life threatening for one and fucking stupid for the other.

by Dougal Hassellhoff July 24, 2014

pale

verb - to masturbate until one bleeds

Man, I really paled last night and had to get a bandaid by the time I was finished.

by sexo September 20, 2003

paleface

Describes a person who rarely gets exposed to sunlight, thus making their skin somewhat lighter than the average person.

Balfa7<NuBeas> and InSaNe<NuBeas> play on their computer all day, they're such palefaces.

by mat December 31, 2004