Paleodouche 

A person who talks about nothing but Paleo diets and/or Crossfit. Will continually berate you for eating cheese.

Said person also without the realization that the paleolithic period spanned a 2.5 million years. Douche.

Allergy Sufferers and Paleodouche Warning: Our products may contain nuts and seeds, which are life threatening for one and fucking stupid for the other.

Paleodouche by Dougal Hassellhoff July 24, 2014

pellodouche 

1. a really hot girl whos also a douche bag
2. the most popular/bitchy person at school

1. guy 1: dude, i just broke up with greer
guy 2: why, shes hot
guy 1: yea, but lately shes been a total pellodouche. and i dont think its because of pms.

2. new guy: dang, shes hot
guy: yea, her names Karen, but i heard shes a real pellodouche

pellodouche by edward jacobson February 23, 2009