by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019
Get the Rear center pocket mug.The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.
spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
by myshkin August 2, 2012
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1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.
1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.
Dude, you gotta take your phone out of your pants when you're gettin' it on, you pocket called me. Oh, why did she call you "nasty butler?"
by rayagan August 30, 2005
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A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.
Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.
Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.
Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.
Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."
"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."
"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"
by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009
Get the Pocketfriend mug.a slang term used to describe when someone has crossed a line
when someone says some weird shit
when someone does some downright fuckery
when someone says some weird shit
when someone does some downright fuckery
by real,nigga March 12, 2019
Get the outta pocket mug.by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003
Get the slod-pocket mug.a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.
For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
by Esgaroth January 8, 2010
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