post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

post-fap by GoldEvil911 July 26, 2014

post-camp depression 

The terrible feeling you get after summer camp, because you miss it so much.

"Wow, home life sucks. I just miss camp, I think I'm suffering from post-camp depression."

post-camp depression by kayble October 20, 2015

titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.

Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"

titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Post Fap Clarity 

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

Post Fap Clarity by poizunman December 31, 2011

Post-Endgame Depression

The feeling of depression felt after watching Avengers: Endgame, as you enter the first stage of grief and refuse to accept that the original avengers saga is, in fact, finished.

"I haven't gotten out of bed since watching Avengers: Endgame" "Sounds like post-endgame depression"

Post-Endgame Depression by PaulRuddIsImmortal May 2, 2019

Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder 

Residual and repeated intrusive recollections of having the catheter removed from one’s penis.

My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.

Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

effort post

When a poster on an internet forum writes about their opinion, project, story or otherwise and actually takes the time to properly research, cite sources, and utilize proper diction and grammar, generally as a means to convince, sway, or otherwise argue. Usually the first response is 'tldr'.

"nice effort post bro but seriously no one gives a shit what you think about the free market"

effort post by Samuel B Coxwell June 29, 2014