Pestacle

A cross between a pest and a barnacle.

Timmy is such a pestacle, he will not leave me alone!

by DaraJ May 8, 2013

pesticle

An annoying man.

That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.

by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013

Pestophile

An older guy that wants to go after younger girls, but isn't successful, and so is more of a pest than anything else.

Anthony! She's 15! Stop trying to scheme on her, you pestophile!

by CigzInside June 16, 2017

Pestoons

Pestoons are female breasts. It is the plural of pestoon. People who speak Farsi/Persian refer to breasts as pestoons in the English language.

Her pestoons are so beautiful that I would goo a gallon on them.

by William James Smith III June 30, 2018

Pestess

A female pest.

Females think males owe them something because they give birth, they think they're owed special treatment in exchange for some notion of peace of mind. The reality is female cockroaches also give birth, so one pest becomes a million pests, thanks to the pestess.

by Solid Mantis August 3, 2020

Pesticle

When an individual is BOTH a sick and a pest in equal amounts.

While trying to get my neighbor to agree on repairing the fence, I realized just how big a pesticle he really is.

by ReaperXD April 29, 2021

pesto pasta green beans

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.

Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.

by ihategreenbeans May 7, 2021