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office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.
Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.
by Vatu November 16, 2018
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Office Bully

Somewhat promiscuous with salt and pepper hair. Seems docile at first look but watch out they are a dragon waiting to judge you. Like a typical bully they tend to lash out to the people they work with. Like an elephant they will not forget people that try to fight back.

Beware of people with this trait named Marci
Did you see what the office bully did to Traci? Slapped the papers right out of her hand when she walked by
by Nau-tee January 11, 2022
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shit office

A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.
There is no such thing as a shit office Thomas!
by aren55555 December 2, 2010
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Founding Officer

Soldiers Of Mercy Youth Ministry Officer that is in charge of overseeing and founding a branch of our ministry.
I am the Founding Officer of a Soldiers Of Mercy branch in Miami
by Soldiers Of Mercy November 4, 2018
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Oral Office

“Good think Hillary is not here in the Oral Office! Hey Monica!”-1995
by Gulfy March 4, 2021
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chief sandwich officer

The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.
One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.
by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015
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