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gee ma gather round the tv fox the hangers got fox news
by hate bush May 13, 2005
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Newb

Evolving from the word New-byers, meaning new passing byers in town, this changed to newbie, the shortened form of this is newb.

A newb is a word used over the internet many times, usually meaning new to a subject/topic, usually a game.

A noob was evolved through the uneducated side of games played by usually children, runescape for example, where children didn't know the exact spelling of newb and changed it to noob.

Newb and noob shouldn't be confused however, newb is a new person to a game but wants to become better and be like the higher levels in a game. A noob is a new player who tends to be aggrovating and will usually spam, beg, or find any other way to annoy other players.

As not many people like those kind (noobs), the term has become something over the internet to become offensive.
High level: Hi
Newb:Hi, I'm a newb can you please tell me where to find an item for this quest?
High level:Sure, it's just over here:)
Newb:Thankyou:)
Noob: hi wat r u all up to yo hey high lvl can u plz give me lyk sum gold cus i rly need it bad for dis wep
High level: I'm sorry, I cannot understand your annoying leet language
Noob:na wot r u sayin bout how i talk can i plz just have gold man or else ill spam you cus i hav no lyf an im a geek
High level:Fuck off, you noob
by Ben d Playa January 1, 2009
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fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.
This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush
by Dan December 10, 2004
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Foxhole News

1. AKA Fox News, FNC (Fascist News Channel).

2. Republican cable news channel.

3. Fair and balanced news channel, with war criminals like Oliver North, sex predators like Bill O'Reilly, and just plain ordinary liars and corporate penis lickers like Sean Hannity and Neal Cavuto.
Me and Clem done sawd a news program on Foxhole News.
by AntiGop December 28, 2005
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Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.
I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News
by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004
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news

A misnomer.

A TV show, in which topical, current real or simply ficticious events,
are used as the basis for made-up stories, and or discussions.

Stories are often produced, specifically to target propoganda,
for specific brainwashing purposes.

Watchers of News often will gladly believe fictional
stories which portray their country as being Godly,
Just, Fair, Caring, and rich in making actions for humanity.

News shows, play an importan roll in influencing whole populations,
and their use of true stories, well adds to their illusions,
helping to increase the believability of their fictional strories that are produced, as propoganda, which have been used to make inhumain practices seem like those of fair minded caring people.

News shows are absolutely essential to the functioning democracy.
Through stories and interviews, illusions of truth, are created.
News shows use sounds and images, and play a huge part in brainwashing people.

Without news shows to support them, the rich and their ruling regime,
and system of interlinked organisations, which have exerted control over most countries, of the world, would less easily be able to be portrayed as democracy in action.

The ecenomic grip enabeling their influence to dominate, and control most political systems, is well served by the News.
News is produced by many differing organisations, for example the BBC, CNN, Sky,
and these can further work together to increase illusions,
through 'reporting' the same propoganda.

One method used in news production,
is as simple as it is effective, by using interview with people only from the one side of a conflict,
is highly effective in creating the illusion that their projected view is that of the majority or only view.

Often the truth is not reported at all.
News shows provides a great platform for political figures to educate people, so they may better understand why should chose to vote for them.
by craig uvara September 23, 2012
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Fox News

A bunch of republican nazis united to brain wash the U.S. with their make believe pollitics. And of course go on about Obama and throw fits because they wanted John Mcain to win the election in 2009.
Hitler is the founder of Fox News
by EpicSauce.net October 3, 2011
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