welcome to Michigan

An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".

Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

by welcometoMI July 18, 2009

munchie

n., a cutesy way of saying "snacks"

"Man, this weed is killer. Let's go down to the packy and get some munchies."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004

munchies

A slang word for any sort of craving.

My pockets got the munchies, and I feed them well (this sentence means he has a craving for money, but makes a lot).

by The Great Dark February 1, 2015

munchies

one of the side effects of marijuana

Dude, I'm so fucked up and I got the munchies... let's go to Denny's and get some chocholate milkshakes and seasoned fries with some ranch dressing, oh yeah and one of those skillet meals, dude, I love Denny's... I'm so fucked up

by scoburn July 29, 2003

Michigan

One of the 50 states in the united states. Michigan has a lot of tourism, beaches, campgrounds, and they have the Petoskey stone which is a cool rock.

Also theres lots of dramatic weather changes.

Dad: We are going on a trip to michigan kids

Mom: take the jackets and the swim suits, its supposed to be 80 on tuesday, and 43 and rainy on tuesday.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) August 24, 2008

Michigan Bankroll

when one has a wad of money that consists of large bills on the outside and small bills on the inside so they appear as if they are a large amount of money.

"Damn he has a huge bankroll"
"Girl, better look closer, that is a michigan bankroll."

by richbitch313 August 28, 2009