Moogers

For a ball mouse, the dust particles that gather inside the ball mouse over time that eventually clog the wheels. Very difficult to clean.

Mouse + Boogers

"It took forever to clean the moogers out of my mouse!"

by Johaunson January 13, 2006

moofies

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

mooged

The act of getting pooped on

"OMG WTF? That bitch just mooged on him"

by Blacjkei! August 9, 2004

Moof

To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.

"Moof moof moof."

by Moof March 30, 2004

Moof

Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."

*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."

Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."

by angry piece of shit October 7, 2009

moof

A little junis that walks around and make a sound like this all the time. "piiip!"

moof: piiip piiip!
other junis: stfu piipen...

by Niblit November 29, 2004

Mooey

A '''Mooey''' is a small nocturnal mammal native to South Africa. Mooeys have large eyes that give them good night vision, strong hind limbs, acute hearing, and long tails that help them balance. They have nails on most of their digits, except for the second toe of the hindfoot, which bears a 'toilet' claw for grooming. Their diet is a mixture of insects and other small animals, fruit, and tree gums. Mooeys communicate both by calling to each other, and by marking their paths with urine. At the end of the night, group members use a special rallying call and gather to sleep in a nest made of leaves, a group of branches, or a hole in a tree.

Females maintain their territory but share them with their offspring. Males leave their mothers' territories after puberty but females remain, forming social groups consisting of closely related females and their young. Adult males maintain separate territories, which overlap with those of the female social groups; generally, one adult male mates with all the females in an area. Males who have not established such territories sometimes form small bachelor groups.

While their keeping as pets is not advised (like many other non-human primates, they are considered likely sources of zoonoses, diseases that can cross species barriers) it is certainly done.

The Mooey's fur can act as camouflage when confronted with predatory danger.

That mooey just stole my lunch!

by Mooeymaster November 14, 2009