coal miner

A sexual act when anal fisting a person and then grabbing a turd and pulling out a lump of coal.

when Graham was fisting Pavan he took hold of a black rock and pulled it out! proclaiming himself the worlds greatest coal miner.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

Mineral Point

a town

in wisconsin
with cows
but no hicks (:
fun-time
a key wrestling town

ex:
We have to play the amazingly powerful Mineral Point Pointers tomorrow! yikes!! (:

by jemmm May 10, 2009

dead moines

Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.

A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.

I'm def moving out of dead moines soon as I gradute.

by Emi Vilks January 17, 2008

moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

Coal miner

When a white girl likes only black men...

Stupid coal miners...

by brad mcdaniel March 1, 2003

vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade

I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!

by jerry westerby September 28, 2011

Mineral

something you crave

Alpine Ibexes crave that mineral

by NotMyRealNameIsMyName December 25, 2014