T-Mobiled

Verb meaning to fail to deliver a product or service in epic proportion.

Hey, Billy, did you hear I got stranded at the mall last night? Yeah, the public transit company ran out of diesel fuel for all their buses and T-Mobiled. Some people walked home, but I just hung out hoping they would restore service someday.

by OmegaBobGuy October 15, 2009

Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013

Mobile Dome

The act of receiving oral sex from the passenger while you are driving a motor vehicle. Rhyming with "mobile home" and "dome" being a synonym for a head, thus, you have "mobile dome."

She hooked me up with some mobile dome last night so good I almost swerved off the road!

by Prawn star October 12, 2009

mobile crib

your veh.
the car you drive
the veh that homeless people live in

Bitch, get out of my mobile crib

by BigDMN66 January 8, 2010

Pot-mobile

A device used to smoke marijuana. ie. Bong, pipe, zig zags, vaporizer, hookah, bubblers, buckets, blunts, gas mask, etc.

Dude, hook that pot-mobile up.

by jon M January 29, 2005

mobile legends

A scummy disgusting shit bag rip off mobile app that copied League of Legends for everything they have.

James: Did you hear the news about Mobile Legends: Bang Bang?
Mary: Yeah, fuck that! League of Legends is life!

by ilovejesusmore July 12, 2017

Mobile Home

A “manufactured home” is where meth labs take place and hoarders live if your lucky enough you’ll see a Mexican grandma riding a bicycle wearing a headlamp

“Ew Carol look it’s a mobile home.”

by wermanator October 9, 2018