Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.

Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.

by kylesrgnt June 30, 2010

Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

by Loudly December 17, 2009

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!

by snake vargas July 16, 2008

mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.

by scy1192 March 19, 2008

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 10, 2003

Mustache March

Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.

Hey Rick check it out.

(Points to upper lip)

Just in time for Mustache March.

by BedfordSlims March 17, 2011

watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008