Meat falcon

A penis

I pounded Jenny with my meat falcon.

by foxadactyl December 22, 2014

meat cart

Paraplegic prostitute

Hey John, want to ride on this meat cart I just picked up?

by Wehavethemeats July 18, 2019

Meat Oaf

A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.

Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!

by Alanis October 2, 2007

Meat Throat

A wounded or swollen throat from gobbling too much man meat.

After repeated gobbling sessions I have a case of meat throat.

by Polly Filler February 24, 2015

Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

meat cork

The process of inserting ones Penis in the ass hole of his partner to stiffle flatulence.

You stink, let's insert a meat cork.

by big boy 12 January 24, 2016

Meat frisbee

A game that consists of two penis's with erection and a frisbee with a hole drilled in the middle. You play the game just lile horse shoes.

Mike and Paul invited Jerry over for a game of meat frisbee.

by Timmy Diggler September 26, 2017