Matias

Matias the mullet boy has a bigger ass than anyone in school and he pulls hella boys with his mullet. Matias also has a foot fetish so if you have smooth and clean feet hit em up.

Matias the sussy baka and foot lover has entered the room.

by ASDFGHJKLÖÄ# October 27, 2021

Matilda H

Matilda H is the kindest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Although they can be stubborn and emotional, they will always have your back and hug you when you are sad. If you ever come across a Matilda H, give them a hug (they will need it), but beware, showing a Matilda H any sort of affection, expect them to cling to you till the end.

Overall, Matilda H is an amazing and fun person to be around!

'Hey who is that?'
'That is Matilda H, lets go say Hi!'

by qawsertgyhujiko November 4, 2021

matías

coolest person you'll ever meet

person 1: who is Matías?

Me: Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet.

by Macimu November 15, 2021

matisato

Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother

Tser: mum who is my real dad?

Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...

Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that

by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021

Matisato

Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.

Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!

by Matisato November 20, 2021

Matija's mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the act, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free.

that whore was so crazy, she was just Matija's mom.

by Najjaci lik November 20, 2021

Matia

Someone who likes to goof around. Makes a lot of silly jokes. Will like to embarrass you most of the time. He likes to laugh at the most inappropriate thing but he’s super cute when he’s doing it. Matia LOVES to watch hentai and porn. People named Matia usually have a poor internet connection. The sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone.

Person 1: Look, he's our new mate.
Person 2: Yes, his name is Matias, I'm scared about my relationship because of him.

by Pseudo753 November 21, 2021