MACdated

Having every Apple product ever invented...yes, there's an app for that!

People who never shut the f*ck up about mac!

Lindsey learned that she is not MACdated because her PC sucks balls!

by 34C February 8, 2010

Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.

A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."

by makingnoises March 21, 2010

Mandatory fuck diva movement

A movement that seeks to make it a law that all female singers or divas have to have sex with there fans or in other world become fuck divas and /or demand that they must have sexwith there fans or in other words become fuck divas.

John is in the mandatory fuck diva movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010

Mandaese

English, just with tons of typos and spelling errors.

kawk yoi sp funny lol" lawl you so funny (in Mandaese)

by Mandaese November 12, 2012

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

manatee

The remnants of a good tub and rub, floating around in the water like its gentle name-sake

Dude, I'm a little disturbed by all the manatees in your tub

by Sleezybeans January 14, 2017

mandale mecha

"Mandale mecha" refers to the request from an A person to a B person to just "Blaze it" now refering to the Joint/Blunt, or how Argentineans call it "Troncho"/"Porro"/"Vela"/Etc.

A: Hey! I just got some porro! You're in?
B: Sure mate! Mandale mecha!

by DonLanz January 22, 2018