When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."
by Milflicious July 1, 2009
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"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
by MrHat01 February 8, 2009
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insane. she is fucking hilarious !
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Get the frequent flyer miles mug.Term used to describe a fine looking woman, usually in her early to late 30s, who is of an age you'd think is appropriate for her to have children, and therefore seemingly appear as being a MILF , yet she may in fact not have any offspring whatsoever.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
Perv 1:"Dude, did you see that bitch over there? What a MILF!"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
by pilotperv July 11, 2009
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used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.
used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.
by horny guy March 29, 2004
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M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck
A MILF is a Great looking mum
M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck
A MILF is a Great looking mum
A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum
B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer
see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer
B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer
see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer
by wilkybarkid January 18, 2008
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