Milf

Motch i'd like to fuck

Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!

by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005

MILF

Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 17, 2010

milf

milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 28, 2010

Milf

Jk she's a milf can we have a sleepover no I don't wanna bang ur mom, jk she's a milf
An acronym for the term mom I would like to f*ck

Omg, Emily, she is such a milf

by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021

Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.

Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.

by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021

Milf

Carla yeager

Omg look, it's Carla Yeager, the sexiest milf in shiganshina!

by Tiku 7 March 3, 2021

MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female

Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020