Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019

Lobsterfied

When you think you are going to tan outside, but then turn red like a lobster.

My body has been lobsterfied.

by xRxnan April 21, 2019

LobsterCorgi

A corgi dressed as a lobster kinda ugly but hoes and bitches love em

Lobstercorgi get all da hoes

by sweegedelic December 28, 2020

lobsterfication

the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.

they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.

by THE HUMAN LOBSTER January 31, 2021

slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players

Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster

by tyler chapin May 23, 2008

Copper Lobster

A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.

Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster

by KING COPPER December 9, 2008

wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

by keek the sneak January 4, 2009