Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 6, 2019

Lid

Insulting someone's intelligence. It's used as an insult because it sounds displeasing, also steaming from- Your brain being closed off, like with a lid.

* In classroom* God! Daniel your being such a lid today! You have been messing up all class. The holocaust is a serious topic, stop goofing around with the heil salute.

by RIP.Alice March 9, 2022

Bin lid

An extra-large, round, flat bread-roll cut horizontally to make a sandwich, within which most often is served the Full English Breakfast. Full title might be "dustbin lid," named after the dustbin refuse receptacle of around 90 litres that predates the wheeliebin era. The lids are round and 50cm across, (20'' in old-money), the breads they're named after not as large, more like face-sized, but so called for exaggerated comical effect.

Morning, can I have a bin lid to pick up at 7, well done black pudding, tomatoes, no beans and a milky tea, one sugar.

by Daveylancs December 29, 2023

Lid

One of 2 people in this world who understand that life is a big joke.

Look at those two they are lids.
Or you're acting like a lid

by Lidiot January 20, 2017

Lid

The top of someone’s body, their head.

Wow, that man has a mad lid.

by The Cazz July 11, 2020

dragged a lid

To quickly cover your face in order to stop a cough, sneeze, or other facial expulsion.

Will was about to sneeze, but he dragged a lid.

by djdole January 25, 2019

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018