Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

Ladled

To get wasted drunk, and then have sex in the same night

Example A:Dude I got ladled last night

Example B:I am so getting ladled tonight man!

by Kikilives January 18, 2012

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003

Ladden

An adjective used to describe someone who doesn’t know how to come out of the closet.

“Why is Ryan still laddening?”
“He believes it’s illegal to be gay”

by X_m0use_X December 12, 2017

ladderman

Just one of the many names given to one of the greatest minds of our time, Jedediah Schlatt. He earned this name when he demonstrated his mastery over the forces of nature using nothing but a ladder to do so.

“You don’t understand why they call me Ladderman!”-Jshlatt addressing Wilbur Soot on September 8th, 2019 A.D.

by GoblinRetardFaggot September 27, 2020

Glop Lidded

When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.

She sucked me off then I glop lidded her.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009