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chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.
Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.
by MsSvelte April 11, 2003
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Colin Kaepernick

Worldwide meme that is a football player. "Down On One Knee Pledge."
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Kreme of the bung

Kreme of the bung is when a man ejaculates into the ass of someone.
Boy sticks weiner in boys ass and gets off. This action is called Kreme of the bung.
by ZeroFeel October 22, 2005
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Hot Kremer

A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.
I was totally banging this chick, donkey punched her and gave her the Hot Kremer.
by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003
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Krispy Kreme

When you ejaculate/cum on someone and they do not clean it off, or get all of it of, it dries becoming a "Krispy Kreme"
Man, did you see Lacy's face the other night?
Yeah man, Krispy Kreme fo sho.
by John and Matt May 26, 2008
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trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.
That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.
by sarsdz January 28, 2009
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Kreme

The killing of more than one ant at a time.
"Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal."
by Geoff March 27, 2003
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