Aly Kinsey

Can be nice when she wants to be but can also, and will not hesitate to wack you as a friend.

Why are you all bruised?

My friend Aly Kinsey went ham after I took her cheese stick.

by Lil Way Way May 7, 2019

kinky

A Small Sexual Act, usually showing a great love for somebody's unprotected bodily skin. It is a means of flirting.

When Justin and Paige are under a table, only kinky things can be going on.

by Double U May 17, 2008

kinky shot

when one has a sexually stimulating dream, but doesn't actually have sexual intercourse during the dream.

sara: oh gosh if parker knew!
jessica: oh jesus!
jessica: yeah the dream wasn't like sex, but it was just us making out
sara: sounds like a kinky shot!

by sara jessica parker bitch! October 18, 2008

Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.

"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"

by WHOAkatie October 29, 2006

Kinky

Pee in mouth, zip tie to bedpost, shoulder biting, erotic, and unusual sex.

Or rather, "kinky" is usually used as an adjective, usually describing a pronoun.

A "kink" is an unusual fetish, such as the use of obscure objects during sexual intercourse.

You are so kinky.

by Dämon January 17, 2017

Kinsey

Usually either a very talented country singer with fans that drop a 'k' when they're in the wrong, or a very lovely Australian girl who loves Twilight, winter, Taylor Swift and videos of models falling in the most ridiculous of ways.

Known to be very kind and funny and a complete senearforba who'll know all your information in about 20mins (totally because she stalked you, not because you literally revealed your address and entrance to your building on google maps)

Don't hug her, you'll never be able to leave

Kinsey shares with her two best friends the find in her fortune cookie -three fortunes in one and they all read the same — “your path to finding eternal love begins now”. She reflects on being in love and believes it’s just around the corner. Days go by and she is becomes disenchanted as her luck in love isn’t panning out. Then one day and a certain someone mysteriously appears. This shatters her beliefs and Kinsey comes to understand a perfect fit for one may not be the same for another.

by Kinseys Organism Princess <3! May 26, 2022

Kinky

A chick that totally denys loving sex, But will countlessly hit and flirt with you, even if she has a boyfriend.

Kristal is one kinky girl, with her sexy stomach and her beautiful smile, but inside, she would love to have whips and chains.

by TheNeighborGuy July 19, 2005