Kirk'd 

Being a captain and giving a long passionate kiss to a beautiful woman, then after having her stare endlessly into you eyes, you give her a one hit K.O!

Also known as "To Captain Kirk" someone.

Just being so awesome that you punch a girl in the face after a great kiss and she actually still likes you!

That Alien chick just got Kirk'd by Captain Kirk!

Did anyone see when the Caveman Kirk'd that Sexy Pirate Chick?

Kirk'd by KolarBear! October 8, 2009

kirk douglas 

To be up by a stroke in golf.

Well I birdied and you saved par, so looks like im up by a kirk douglas

kirk douglas by Deeznuts July 31, 2007

Kirk Cousins 

A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.

Aaron: Kirk Cousins is good.

Me: If you say so!!

Kirk Cousins by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019

kirk'ed 

The art of being cock blocked.

Orgin : The biggest cockblock, kirk.

Dude I just got kirk'ed! ... I just kirk'ed his ass!

kirk'ed by skiierman February 19, 2008

kirk babineau 

a hot man wit a huge dick who creams his pants wen shawn mccarthy calls

chody

kirk babineau by kali mist splifster August 19, 2003

kirk demorest 

Usually a gay white male that likes dick in his ass and mouth all at once! He is socially awkward and can’t raise kids. He loves black men Pounding the shit out of his tight tight pussy. He loves black men in there 70s and has a dad named “fly n guy”. Who is a gay male stripper that usually charges $5 per hour. He enjoys cock in every hole he has!

That lazertag business is such a Kirk Demorest!

kirk demorest by JackneSmallDick May 21, 2018

kirk-out 

has nothing to do with Captain Kirk.
to go crazy, flip out, an action performed by the Yackawayan King.

Yackawayan King: "I'll kirk-out on you bitch."
Potential Member: "Please forgive me."
Yackawayan King: (kirks-out, ripping his head off)
Potential Member: (death girgles, dies like another pussy)

kirk-out by The U^d3rtak3r November 30, 2006