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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"
by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits
Omg Jonathan is so gay
by Not president April 24, 2020
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Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.
oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!
by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020
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Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.
by You know I’m right May 5, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
by keineLegende April 27, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is Jonathan
by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 6, 2020
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