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Jonathan
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pew pew
. a boy
who is
NOT kate's
best friend
.
oh wow
did you
hear! kate's
best friend
is NOT Jonathan!!!
Jonathan
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fakecrying101
April 13, 2020
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Allison
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A girl who
thinks
she is above
everyone
else when
in reality
she isn't at all.
OMG
Allison is
a bitch
Allison
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fakecrying101
April 13, 2020
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