intelligence

A measure of human ability to penetrate into the Time dimension. Our ability to Predict.
Sophie could tell that it will rain tonight at around 8 pm, the girl has good intelligence.
by movazi September 14, 2018
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American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023
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Intelligated

The other way of saying intellijated, even more properly. The actual fucking one.
I am Astounded, I can't believe Mr. Obama actually is intelligated enough to use Semi-colon's; and Mr. Trump isn't.
by ThatonedudEric October 10, 2019
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Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.
Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?
by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020
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