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Citizens Intelligence

(opposite of "government intelligence") A coalition of CITIZENS that represent the intelligence that is needed to replace the NON-SENSE that politicians have created with COMMON SENSE that can serve those who are governed.

Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.

Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !
"Citizens Intelligence" beats 'government intelligence' every time !

"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).

Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!
by op_position February 27, 2010
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Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.
Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.
by HeinRich@BelleModels.biz September 15, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021
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Overwatch Strategic Intelligence

Word: Overwatch Strategic Intelligence (OSI):

Definition: A group of edgy teenagers and a 26 year old man with wife and kids on Roblox who think they are law enforcement, and start threatening people when somebody insults them, usually by throwing hissy fits like the 5 year old who was rejected chocolate.
"We are Overwatch Strategic Intelligence, we're going to doxx you now."
by Duncan Macokinner July 17, 2024
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Intelligence

You don’t have intelligence
BOOM BITCH
by ColombianJerk February 20, 2019
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intelligent

Someone who does not need to look up "intelligent" on the dictionary to know what it means.
Dude, he is so intelligent! He got an A+ on the thonking test!
by Xelphonential November 8, 2017
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