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Hummer

Hummer: An SUV which comes in three models:
H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup
H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch
H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.
1. That hummer H1 is so big, Arnold carries all his weight lifting equipement with him when he is on the road.

2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche.

3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.
by bullcityword February 27, 2011
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Humer

Humer - Noun

Sarcastic retort presumed to mean humour. Means the opposite to funny.
That was humerous(!) meaning it was actually completely crap.
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hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl, or guy (men are capable of doing this too!) actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
by helen May 6, 2005
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hummeled

(verb) To be blasted to smithereens by a seemingly unpreventable force.
Joe lost when his army was hummeled from across the river.
by Zott September 22, 2007
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Hummel Helicopter

The act of taking a shit in a sock with a hole in the end and then spinning the sock in a circular motion above your head. This usually results in small chunks of shit flying out of the hole in the sock at some considerable velocity.
I performed the best hummel helicopter ever last night, those walls may as well have been painted brown.
by Poop Flinger May 28, 2012
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Kurt Hummel

A character on the FOX TV show "Glee". He is life. He is Love. He is VERY GAY. He carried to show
My favorite quote:

"bitch took my pillow" - Kurt Hummel season 4
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hume

The chemical in passed gas that causes a person to need to leave the room. Can also but used to substitute the word fart, toot, or cut the cheese.
Bob(farts)
Susie:Gross Bob humed!!
Lesley: EVACUATE!!!!!
everyone else leaves.
by Barking Spider March 14, 2009
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