(verb) To be blasted to smithereens by a seemingly unpreventable force.
Joe lost when his army was hummeled from across the river.
by Zott September 10, 2007
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To destroy something in the carrying out of some act. FUBAR. To destroy something beyond any recognition. To permanently change from one form to a less pleasing and desireable form.
God we just Hummeled that hotel room!
More normally...God that chick got Hummeled last night! She's walking all funny.
This party is about to get Hummeled!
by The Truthiness February 3, 2010
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Encompasses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

Accredited to famous long-distance runner, DJ Hummel.
Hummel: If we weren't addicted to running, we'd probably be addicted to crack.

Student: Oh, there's another silly Hummelism!
by Haley The Horrible October 2, 2012
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A German self-propelled gun used during World War II. It was an 88mm gun on a Panzer 4 chassis. Literally, Hummel is German for "bumblebee."
A Hummel battery was providing antiaircraft protection for that German convoy.

Two Hummels were destroyed by bazookas.
by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008
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Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.
"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.
by Dan the Man June 17, 2005
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When a woman is performing oral sex on a male and he busts up in her mouth. She then spits out the cum and licks it back up.
That Asian prostitute charged me $150 for a hummel!
by BillytheMarlin May 19, 2010
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Fat ass

A person who is attracted to food, eats too much, and has a gravitational pull.
Timothy Hummel; Dir of Bands in East Troy.
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