Hamadick

A person who receives strikes to the dick on a daily basis.

Afterschool in the parking lot we all took turns punching Hamadick in the cock.

by Phil from NJ January 25, 2009

Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.

Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!

by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010

Humanimale

Derived from Human Animal Male


Attractive Heterosexual Male

also:
Stud
Ladie's Man
Lady "Killer"
Beefcake
Studmuffin


The guy all women want sexually.

John is such a Humanimale, I wanna do him!

by Sap December 24, 2004

Humidity

The devil's ball sweat

It's as hot as hell and as humid as the satan's balls. This humidity is dripping right off the devil's balls.

by strgzr2893 April 10, 2019

humdingle

hairy dick

oh god stop acting like a fucking humdingle

by ssb4 December 11, 2014

humanity

What I lose faith in every time I watch the news.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the news?

Person 2: Naw dawg ill lose faith in humanity

by tonloadofshit October 21, 2020

Humaid

The greatest man alive. Gods greatest creation, your all in one package kinda guy, could be the reincarnation of Narcissus. Ladies if he's called Humaid that's a keeper

Girl 1: OMG is that Humaid
Girl 2: yeah isnt he hot?
Girl 3 : would fuck

by Grand Méchant Loup May 15, 2021