Fat Hider

n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.

Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Preparing to Hibernate

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

Hibermate

A relationship that last for only a couple of months. Usually during the winter months.
Hiber- comes from Hibernation.
Ideally you meet a hibermate on New Years Eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. If you work it right, you can send a message break up message on Valentines Day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. You can then be free and clear by Saint Patrick’s Day!

I found the perfect hibermate. After I get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.

by Ballzer December 16, 2008

Hibernation

Drinking so much that you wake in another era

Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode

by Ylosabes December 14, 2016

Rhino Hider

Someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as SCA, Dagorhir, Amtgarrd or Adrian Empire; who cheat by refusing to take their hits, As in Growing Rhino Hide so as not to feel a properly calibrated blow. The only remedy for these people is to hit them harder..much harder!

I would have won that Tourniment but Sir Fuckstick over there is a Rhino Hider

by Saberslinger1978 April 6, 2013

Hibernia

A realm that thinks Mythic Entertainment hates them and that they favor albs (Albion) and mids (Midgard) when really, they're being a bunch of whiners, because Mythic favors no one.

Hib1: oh, woes me, the alb just ganked me! Everyone hates us!
Alb: Shut the hell up.

by alb January 3, 2005

pipe hiker

One who manually elevates the flesh cylinder

Mark has the underdeveloped charisma of a lonely pipe hiker.

Also see hiking the pipe

by ADV BOYS January 12, 2006