To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008

How to have a boy and girl twin

Stick a pineapple in your girlfriends ass and have sex

how to have a boy and girl twin is very easy, just put a pineapple in your girlfriends ass and have sex. Easy right?

by bignibbaballsack6 August 9, 2019

When to have sex

To allow your dick penetrate the pussy.

Jane when to have sex today put me strain more.

by Tata mpole December 10, 2022

i want to have sex with jada

i want to eat tacos

i want to have sex with jada while eating tacos

by hashbrown1331 February 16, 2018

To have a threshold like a UN debate

To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.

Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

to have it coming

To deserve what is about to happen; to meet the consequences of (mean) deeds.

To have it coming:

"I never screwed up anyone, who didn't have it coming..." - Jack Nicholson's character in The Departed (2006)

by Simple woodcarver January 31, 2016

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018