Thought You Had a Friend

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.

First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)

by bbrooka April 8, 2018

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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

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Done been had

When your small brain gets fucked up, or when you're fed up with something

Jade:" Destiny, I just failed that test!"
Destiny:"OOF!!! You done been had!"

by D&JBigDickEnergy September 30, 2019

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Mary Had a little Lamb

Where the money reside. Head bitch in charge, everyone else follows.

That’s on Mary had a little lamb

by One one only January 16, 2021

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sappy had

sappy had is a groovy little man with one happy side of his face and one sad side, hence the anagram 'sappy had'. he is made out of a wooden bead for his head, a green piece if string for his jumper and a red piece of string for his trousers and hair. i love him!!!

"hey, this is sappy had"
"aww bless him, his sad face is so cute!"

by sappy lover July 11, 2005

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