Jasminge Holland

A slightly on the spectrum female with extremely high levels of libido.

A fine "Jasminge Holland" approached me in Matchbox last night.

by juicyjewloo May 19, 2019

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

William Holland

He is a cunt!!!

Dont be a William Holland

by YEETGRENADE69 May 26, 2019

Tom Holland

Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute

Dang... did you see Tom holland? He was lookin like a snacc

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 1, 2019

Tom Holland

A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.

“Is that Tom Holland?”
“Yeah, he’s so hot”

by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019

Tom Holland

The hottest cutest guy in the world

Bob: hey wanna go to the movies

Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass

Bob: I uh gtg talk later

Me: shut up ranga

by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is perfect and adorable. He is a walking meme and is so cute with kids. He is afraid of spiders. In the Spider-Man movies, he does most of his own stunts. Everyone should respect this perfect man.

Tom Holland is the Best, hottest, most perfect person ever

by 1th2jh August 8, 2019